i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the day after is always just damage control
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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