Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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