do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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