That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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