gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I lost the right to judge tonight
I would ride that face into the sunset
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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