I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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