seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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