I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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