haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I enjoy the company of your penis
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
