i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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