I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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