Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.