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• (323): View more from California

  i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.

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  Special does not even begin to describe that text.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He's a collector of sorts

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  Any cool stuff?

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  You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.

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  it's love

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.

  (518): View more from New York

  I'm not going to ask which end you used.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed

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