remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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