A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos