Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
how does that bad decision feel?
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