none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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