Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
