love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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