He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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