Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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