We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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