their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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