I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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