I want you more than these girls want KFC
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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