the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize
