Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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