I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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