Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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