i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
