I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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