Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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