Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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