He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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