Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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