it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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