shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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