Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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