Can Purell be used as lube?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Couch. On fire.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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