I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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