i don't like sucking hair
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You're like the curious george of whores
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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