Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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