I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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