For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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