Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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