Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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