do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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