That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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