I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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