Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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