I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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