He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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