why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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