dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My day in three words: secret purse cake
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
tell me about the fingering
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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