Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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