check it out our google latitudes are spooning
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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