god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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