I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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