Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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